My hair is shorter than this now, but the NY Times has finally given me the acclaim I deserve as bearded trendsetter. Finally the world understands.
Paul Bunyan, Modern-Day... [attractability]... SymbolExcerpts from the article:
...At hipster hangouts and within fashion circles, the bearded revolution that began with raffishly trimmed whiskers a year or more ago (...right when I grew mine...) has evolved into full-fledged Benjamin Harrisons. At New York Fashion Week last month at least a half-dozen designers turned up with furry faces.
...Men both straight and gay, it appears, want to feel rough and manly.
(...a good description of my aesthetic...)
...And with their fully furry chins ...the editor in chief and the style director of Cargo magazine, the metrosexual manifesto, seem now to be endorsing a lumberjack ideal
(...what I've always preached...)
...'Where did you get that beard? Is that beard from Dolce & Gabbana?' "
(...of course mine's Versace...)
... "I met my current girlfriend a week after I started growing my beard...
(...obviously a misquote as a full beard takes a bit longer to acheive it's full attractability...)
..."It's like a security blanket on my face,"...
(...not that I don't have enough confidence on my own...)
..."I'm kind of into guys with beards today"...said Lola..."the pretty-boy look can only last for so long."
(...thank you for finding a woman named Lola to quote...)
the link to the article (yes, it's actually true)
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